Remind Me Why I Left the Midwest

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OMG. Des Moines is only a few hours away...checking calendar...

Oh, and maybe you left the Midwest because the weather fucking sucks.
OMGWTFBBQ!

BACON!
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I am very fussie about my bacon. It does have to be watched and turned and kept flat to perfection. Bacon food of the gods. yummmmm
Even for bacon, I'm not going to Des Moines. But it sounds like an excellent location for a Bacon Station franchise!
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It must not be under- or overdone. It must be honored.

But I likes my bacon extra-crispity!
You may make it extra-crispity, as long as it's done with honor and respect, I think you'll be cool with the bacon gods. :-)
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It makes a PBBLT so nice :)

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