I'm Pregnant and Found a Savior in Xenu

Apr 1, 2008 at 6:57 AM
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Now that's out of the way, please don't believe everything you read today.

That is all.

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You mean you can't really post- and pre-date emails? Gmail said I could! WAAAH!

Teehee, I was wondering what Google had planned for today. :-)

Oh congrats, don't drop your bundle while you're in the outhouse blogging!

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YEAAAA!!! How many booties should I knit? 5? 6? I can never remember. I also do not know how to knit but whatever...

Nice new digs! I'm collecting refrigerator boxes myself.

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DB's? Wow. Slammin' road trip.
*runs*

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I too am pregnant.

Are you sure you're not pregnant with Mulder's baby?

Oh congratulations Crom!! Do you have morning sickness? That's the worst. And now that I'm a Scientologist I can't take medications. :*-(

Wow, that sucks. Morning sickness is abated for now with the use of alcohol and smokes.

Valerae replied to Red Mosquito’s comment:
Apr 1, 2008
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I wish! But my Scientology initiation required me to make love to Tom Cruise while listening to Take My Breath Away. It was a little disturbing, but I got through it. I'm going to be the mother of a race of Xenu's children, so it's totally worth it.

I think I'm going to go with psychedelics, I can probably score some off of Jason Lee.

Bahaha! I thought at first that said "I have found a Savior in the outhouse."

Nope, that's a turd.

At least you didn't get pregnant BY Xenu.

A girl can dream.

I'm Pregnant and Found a Savior in Xenu

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