Fuck Apple. Fuck them in their Stupid Asses.

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AAAACCCCKK!!!! That's horrible!!!! Shame on whoever did that to you!!!!! Those #%&$@*#%^&ers.
damn damn damn damn damn.

I'm sorry. I understand how frickin' pissed off you have to be at the moment.
&:o(

Make sure you're paying attention driving back there, and not busy being pissed off...ok?
I think I'm mostly pissed because I've only ever had to have one of my Windoze computers repaired by a technician and that was back in 1998 and he came to my dorm room. This is TWO repairs in two weeks. It's just unacceptable in my mind. I also wouldn't mind so much if the store wasn't in the fucking mall. I hate the mall. I can't park anywhere near the store, I have to walk down a flight of stairs - all while lugging that stupid box. I don't have the strength to get all the way there by myself without taking a break. Of course I have to wear my winter gear which means I'm roasting once I get to the mall. I've made Mr. Val come with me so we can switch off carrying it. It's ridiculous, it's such a waste of time and energy for a problem that I didn't even create!!
Maybe I'll use this as an excuse for angry sex before we leave for the mall tonight. :-)
You are One Smart Woman!
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God this sucks so fucking bad! Isn't it: "You go to hell. You go to hell and die!"

Something like that. Jerkfaces. Tell them that a little chubby redhead you know in the Ozarks is fixin' to come clobber 'em...but good!
gah. totally blows.

I don't have to tell you, but when you go pick-it up next time, make a big show about powering-it-up and running through all scenarios while in the store (preferably at the counter) while saying "weels, I wouldn't normally insist on this, but you see, you fuckers sent me home last time with a new, different problem that what I came in with. so you see I have to check."

fuckers. I guess is sadly true: most of Apple's vaunted magic and quailty boils down to this: expensive and well-made. now that they are trying to compete somewhat on price, they are unwilling to cut back on their monstrous profits so they send the manufacturing to China's lowest bidder with predictable consequences.

sorry dewd. enjoy the angry Apple sex. hopefully to be followed by happy Apple sex.
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those fucking bastards. grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Mariser nails it in one. The more Apple tries to get more market control, the worse their products and service gets. Soon...some other wacky upstart will become the new underdog and then I will buy their product.

Bastards--two trips to the mall? Inexcusable. Definitely need to cash in on the angry sex.
I'm with you re the Mall -- any mall BAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
this whole thing would have been bad enough if you could have parked right outside a nice little store and had a guy come to the car and carry the thing in for you. But on top of getting a piece of crap merchandise, you have to go all through that TWICE is just totally $^&@ing horrible. Man.
someone from the store jammed something in the drive?! what shit!! give 'em hell, val!
Update above.
"I really hate going to the mall and being exposed to ebola."

Bwah ha ha haaaaaaa.
Good one.


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Ugh. Hope your Apple doesn't keep crashing just so you can have Angry Apple sex!
Sounds about spot on.

Tragic, really.

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